Red Dead Day 1

Day 1

Number of walls run into: 15

Number of times controller thrown onto floor in temper tantrum: 3

Number of stupid deaths due to inability to move: 6

Number of stupid deaths that looked like I was just standing there but, actually, I was fiddling with the right d-pad and looking up at the sky: ALL

Number of times my horse turned in a circle because I couldn’t control right d-pad: 34

Conclusion: I have issues with the right d-pad. My right hand yearns for the mouse as the method of looking right and left. I have yet to kill anything or achieve anything remotely entertaining.

Fun Factor: 0


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